Tea Party rallies to “take back OUR Miss America”; issues list of 10 demands

 Tea Party Cat

First a secret Muslim Kenyan president.
Then the Muslim president gets reelected.
And now this– Miss Al Qaeda is named Miss America.
It’s just too much for the Tea Party to take. So this afternoon rallies were held around the country to “take back OUR Miss America”. Here’s a photo from one:

There’s even a list of demands for Congress.



Top 10 American values Miss America must have, as set out in the Constitution:

1. Not look like a terrorist
2. Not so “college-y”
3. Not be a secret Muslim
4. Hit a target at 100 yards with an AR-15
5. Be from Real America, i.e., a Red State
6. Not say things like “i.e.”
7. Be Christian
8. Be the “right kind of Christian”
9. Pose in her bikini with all her guns for Guns & Ammo
10. Be as blonde as the women of Fox News

Meanwhile on the legislative front, the Texas state house will vote on a bill to “secede from the Miss America pageant” if these demands are not met.