AATTP PRESENTS: The 12 Days of TEApublican Christmas (Images)
Ah, Christmas — that magical time of the year when we all come
together to remember our friends and loved ones, to be thankful for the
good times, and reflect upon the lessons of the past. For certain, the Tea Party has given us our fair share of lessons, plenty to reflect on, and plenty to be thankful for in terms of pure comedy gold.
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Ah, Christmas — that magical time of the year when we all come
together to remember our friends and loved ones, to be thankful for the
good times, and reflect upon the lessons of the past. For certain, the Tea Party has given us our fair share of lessons, plenty to reflect on, and plenty to be thankful for in terms of pure comedy gold.
- See more at: http://aattp.org/aattp-presents-the-12-days-of-teapublican-christmas/#sthash.9lQOWESu.dpuf
AATTP PRESENTS: The 12 Days of TEApublican Christmas
Posted by: Richard Rowe in Humor, Op-Ed December 8, 2013
Ah, Christmas — that magical time of the year when we all come together to remember our friends and loved ones, to be thankful for the good times, and reflect upon the lessons of the past. For certain, the Tea Party has given us our fair share of lessons, plenty to reflect on, and plenty to be thankful for in terms of pure comedy gold.
But don’t take that to mean we don’t love Christmas as much as anyone else. Sure, we might hang up pictures of reindeer instead of hunting them down for their heads. We might celebrate by giving food to the poor and destitute, even though feeding them is just enabling poverty. Those of the Jewish faith might light candles in the window, instead of placing burning crosses in the front yard. We might even go so far as to say “Season’s Greetings,” instead of the traditional “God Hates F*gs!” But, we’re all one big family during Christmas — and here are AATTP’s 12 days to prove it.
The 12 days of TEApublican Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
A Koch fund in a Tea Tree
On the second day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the third day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Eight Healthcare Milkings
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Nine Akins rapings,
Eight Healthcare Milkings,
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Ten Gays-a-Gaying,
Nine Akins rapings,
Eight Healthcare Milkings,
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Eleven preachers preaching,
Ten Gays-a-Gaying,
Nine Akins rapings,
Eight Healthcare Milkings,
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Twelve Birthers bitching
Eleven Preachers preaching,
Ten Gays-a-Gaying,
Nine Akins rapings,
Eight Healthcare Milkings,
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
The 12 days of TEApublican Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
A Koch fund in a Tea Tree
On the second day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Two amendments,and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the third day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
Eight Healthcare Milkings
Seven protests failing,Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Nine Akins rapings,
Eight Healthcare Milkings,Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Ten Gays-a-Gaying,
Nine Akins rapings,Eight Healthcare Milkings,
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
Eleven preachers preaching,
Ten Gays-a-Gaying,
Nine Akins rapings,
Eight Healthcare Milkings,
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Teabaggers gave to me:
Twelve Birthers bitching
Eleven Preachers preaching,
Ten Gays-a-Gaying,
Nine Akins rapings,
Eight Healthcare Milkings,
Seven protests failing,
Six panels dying,
Five BENN-GHA-ZIIIIIIIIIS!!!
Four culling poors,
Three Glenn Becks,
Two amendments,
and a Koch fund in a Tea tree.
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