NSA Following Target Lead, sends out Happy Birthday Alerts

NSA Following Target Lead, sends out Happy Birthday Alerts

My Happy Birthday Email Timeline (PST)

2:30 am - AMAZON
3:35 am & 3:40 am - TARGET – (second account CANNOT be closed for some unknown reason)
5:11 am PST - MY OPTOMETRIST
5:45 am & 5:48 am - NEW YORK TIMES and THE WASHINGTON POST (Latter, NOW ALSO considered as another Amazon Birthday email)
7:10 am - MY GOD MOTHER – Thanks Aunt Geri & Uncle Rocky!
7:55 am - HUSBAND, PARENTS, SON – in person hugs AFTER reminding them that it is, in fact, my birthday. These happened AFTER I was reminded by those previous emails that is, in fact, my birthday.
??:?? am/pm – NSA – No Email received as of yet, but Fox News has reported that I should be very afraid.
Since the NSA has MUCH more access to my private information than Amazon, Target and Facebook, I am waiting for the inevitable, “Happy Birthday Comrade, from your Socialist/Capitalist Leader -Barack Obama”.
After all, I was sent an email to wish him ‘A HAPPY BIRTHDAY’!

Author Notes:

-Facebook ‘Happy Birthday’ Alerts were sent in April

-Actual birthday year has been kept confidential to protect author’s vanity.

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