Thursday, February 5, 2015

Evangelists plan to convert atheist computers to Christianity

Evangelists plan to convert atheist computers to Christianity

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Christian evangelists said this week that artificially intelligent (AI) computer brains should be converted from atheism to Christianity.
In an article published on Wednesday, Gizmodo’s Zoltan Istvan pointed out that the world was nearing a point where “autonomous, self-aware super intelligences” created by humans would be part of our culture.
And several pastors and theologians told Istvan that there was no reason that a computer could not be saved by Jesus.
“I don’t see Christ’s redemption limited to human beings,” Providence Presbyterian Church Associate Pastor Dr. Christopher Benek insisted. “If AI is autonomous, then we should encourage it to participate in Christ’s redemptive purposes in the world.”
Benek was already thinking ahead to a future with what Istvan called “a nation filled with robot pastors and AI spiritual gurus.”
“The Holy Spirit can work though AI; it can work through anything,” he said. “There may be churches set up to deal and promote religious AI in the future. AI can help spread the word of God. In fact, AI might help us understand God better.”
Giulio Prisco of the “virtual” Turing Church explained to Gizmodo that if humans had a soul then artificial intelligence would too.
“[I]f so, then there is no reason why thinking and feeling AIs shouldn’t be able to be saved,” Prisco wrote in an email. “Once human-like AI exist, they will be persons just like us.”
But Prisco speculated that AI might reject human religions altogether.
“It’s only fair to let AI have access to the teachings of all the world’s religions,” he noted. “Then they can choose what they want to believe.”
“But I think it’s highly unlikely that superhuman AI would choose to believe in the petty, provincial aspects of traditional religions. At the same time, I think they would be interested in enlightened spirituality and religious cosmology, or eschatology, and develop their own versions.”

A Gift from Jenny McCarthy

Everyone that's getting sick in the current outbreaks of measles and other ridiculously preventable diseases can thank the increase of unvaccinated people partly to people like anti-vaccination activist and America's foremost scientist, Jenny McCarthy. It's gonna take a little more than washing blankets to stop these outbreaks!

ORIGINALLY POSTED TO COMICS ON WED FEB 04, 2015 AT 02:50 PM PST.


Monday, February 2, 2015

Anti-Torture Protesters Demonstrate ‘Waterboarding’ Technique At State Capitol

Anti-Torture Protesters Demonstrate ‘Waterboarding’ Technique At State Capitol

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Saturday was the Global Day of Action Against Torture, and activists throughout Ohio chose to draw attention to it by demonstrating the waterboarding interrogation technique at the capitol grounds in Columbus.
Protesters were mostly assembled from various branches of the “hacktivist” group Anonymous, and used the hashtag #OhioStandAgainstCorruption to promote the rally. Members of the alternative media were present.
Police moved in from the Ohio Highway Patrol, which oversees the capitol grounds, telling protesters to move back to the sidewalk. They claimed that the protesters needed a permit to come together as a group to protest on the capitol grounds. Watch the video from Deo of Greater Cleveland Cop Block, below…
The activists refused to move, and proceeded with the protest and waterboarding demonstration, right under the capitol’s “Peace Statue.”
No arrests were made, as officers backed off and went away… That is, until they saw the waterboarding. Watch the video below, then watch Virgil from Dayton Cop Block’s video of Justin King being waterboarded, and they had to get involved out of concern for Justin’s safety. Imagine: our federal law enforcement was frequently engaged in these “enhanced interrogation techniques” and when local law enforcement officers witnessed them first hand, they said they had to intervene for the safety of the person being willingly waterboarded. This speaks volumes.

Even Stupid is Bigger in Texas

TX school suspends 9yo for terroristic threats because "Magic Ring"



9 year old Aiden Steward was suspended from Kermit Elementary School according to school officials. Aden and his family had just finished watching The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies and as kids are wont to do decided pretend to be a character from the film. He was pretending to be Bilbo Baggins, the titular character from The Hobbit written by J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Aiden’s father, Jason, said that his family had just watched The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies earlier that week, and that his son “didn’t mean anything” when he told his classmate he was in possession of the “one ring to rule them all.”
“Kids act out movies that they see. When I watched Superman as a kid, I went outside and tried to fly,” he said.
“I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend’s existence,” he added. “If he did, I’m sure he’d bring him right back.”
Jason requested a detailed explanation as to how his son’s statements constituted a “terroristic threat,” and told by a representative of the Kermit Independent School District that the school would mail him a letter.
When contacted Kermit Elementary Principal Roxanne Greer said that she could not comment on the suspension, because “all student stuff is confidential,” but Steward said that she told him that any and all threats to a child’s safety — including magical ones — would be taken seriously by the school.
WTF is wrong with these people? Magic Terroristic Threats? What kind of brain dead people are running these schools. Apparently this is not the first time Aden has been singled out for punishment.
According to Addicting Info
Aiden once brought his favorite book to school to impress his teacher, but school officials freaked out because “The Big Book of Knowledge” had a section about pregnancy and included an illustration of a pregnant woman. In another innocuous incident, Aiden referred to a black student as black, which drew yet another suspension from the school.

Sarah Palin Wants You to Stop Laughing & Start Supporting her Presidency

Sarah Palin Wants You to Stop Laughing & Start Supporting her Presidency

The Right-Wing Christians Who Think 'American Sniper' Embodies Christian Values


The Right-Wing Christians Who Think 'American Sniper' Embodies Christian Values

They use patriarchal language to defend the American sniper in the “clash of civilizations.”


When George W. Bush launched his war of choice in Iraq in 2003, it was easy to compare the invasion to the Crusades of the Middle Ages. As much as any soldier, Navy SEAL Chris Kyle of American Sniper fame embodied the fanatical, driven purpose of those 11th-century Christians who invaded the Holy Lands and saw slaughtering Muslims by the thousands as their God-given duty. In his autobiography upon which Clint Eastwood’s hit film is based, the self-professed Christian, who had tattooed the Crusader’s red cross on his arm, referred to the Iraqis he was paid to shoot as “savages” and a “savage, despicable evil” who all “deserved to die.”
So it should come as no surprise that, with American Sniper  tearing up the box office and bestseller lists, conservative Christians have been using apocalyptic and patriarchal language to defend this warrior in the “clash of civilizations” used as a pretext for invading Iraq.
Here are some of the dumbest remarks.
Todd Starnes, a Fox News radio host, television contributor and subject of an infamous and absurdist Twitter meme,responded to criticism of American Sniper by liberals such as Michael Moore by questioning their patriotism and trying to read the mind of Jesus, telling his YouTube audience, “I suspect Jesus would tell that God-fearing, red-blooded American sniper, ‘Well done, thou good and faithful servant for dispatching another Godless jihadist to the lake of fire.’” This is a reference to the Book of Revelation, written in the first century, which posited a lake of fire in the afterlife, into which were cast the devil, the false prophet, all idolaters and liars, and all of the “faithless” who did not believe in or had turned their backs on the Christian god. Christians such as Starnes and Kyle often see it as their duty to either convert or kill the followers of “false” religions such as Islam, sending them to their eternal torment in the lake of fire. That Islam has a similar vision of a fiery afterlife inhabited by the faithless and non-believers of Allah was probably lost on Starnes.
Also on Fox, Peter Hegseth had an astounding insight: Chris Kyle was not Jesus! Responding to Moore’s sarcastic tweet about Kyle, Hegseth said, “Chris Kyle never purported to be Jesus. Chris Kyle didn’t serve the same function. I know he served and believed in Jesus. But people have different duties and responsibilities in society. Jesus came to save our souls. Chris Kyle went to save the lives of the men that he was over-watching as a sniper.”
No, Chris Kyle never purported to be Jesus. He did purport to be a soldier forJesus, a Christian warrior killing “savages” in a righteous crusade “for God and country.” This is a perversion of some of Jesus’s teaching in some parts of the Bible, but right in line with the sort of vengeful Christianity found in, among other places, the Gospel of Matthew (“Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth. I have not come to bring peace, but the sword”) that drove Crusaders in the Middle Ages and has motivated many of our more evangelical soldiers and political leaders over the last decade and a half of the war on terror.
Owen Strachan, the president of the Council for Biblical Manhood and Womanhood, wrote a review of American Sniper that located Chris Kyle in a biblical tradition of Christian manliness. “The church gives men a vocabulary for their aggression, their innate manliness,” Strachan wrote. “It funnels their God-given testosterone in the direction of Christlike self-sacrifice…It asks them to channel all their aggression and energy and skill into the greatest cause of all: serving the kingdom of the crucified and risen Christ.”
Strachan goes on to claim that the enfranchisement of men in the way Chris Kyle has been venerated is exciting to women. These women allegedly see such men as defenders who thrill and inspire and make them believe in virtue again. These “true” men redeem us and thus can never die, but “live forever with their God.”
This muscular Christianity may be at odds with the Jesus who told his followers to lay down their swords, turn the other cheek and love those who hate you. But it is perfectly in line with the Crusaders’ vision of cleansing the earth for the righteous followers of Christ in order to secure their place in the Kingdom of Heaven.
Chris Kyle himself took part in a public conversation about this view of Christianity as a sort of testosterone-fueled bacchanalia that celebrates a certain conception of manhood. As part of the publicity surrounding the publication of American Sniper in early 2012, Kyle sat for an interview with Pastor Ed Young in front of Young’s fundamentalist congregation at Fellowship Church in Texas. In likening Kyle’s experience in Iraq to a spiritual war waged by Christians, Young said, “I think so often people think of Christianity as being passive. They see Jesus as always being a blue-eyed, decaf-sipping white boy. He, if you read about him and know about him, a total and complete man’s man…What you have done…is biblical. I believe it is biblical.”

Well, it’s biblical depending on which part of the Bible one is reading. Obviously Young or Kyle or Starnes or any other militant Christian, can pick and choose whichever passage from the New Testament justifies his own desire to kill for Jesus. Unfortunately it’s us non-believers who still have to live in the world they make.

10 reasons Mitt Romney isn't running

10 reasons Mitt Romney isn't running



  1. His poll numbers weren’t the right height.
  2. Not sure he can get binders full of votes.
  3. 47% of corporations are dependent on the government for corporate subsidies. He’s not going to get their votes.
  4. Jeb Bush promised him he’d be ambassador to the Cayman Islands.
  5. Speaking of which, Chris Christie threatened traffic problems in the Cayman Islands if he ran.
  6. He lost a $10,000 bet, so the poor guy is down to his last $250 million.
  7. Big Bird advised against it.
  8. Training to beat Paul Ryan’s marathon time.
  9. Rather than Mitt himself running, he’s getting Bain Capital to run instead. They’re people, my friend!
  10. Wants to spend more quality time with his money.