Putin or Gay Porn Star?

Putin or Gay Porn Star?

Published on September 26, 2013 by LiberalBias.com 

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Conservatives are all applauding Vladimir Putin for being such a strong leader, and for being so very very very anti-gay. What an awesome guy. Yet there is something a little off about his anti-gayness.
If you take a close look at all of the very manly things that Putin does to prove how masculine and not-gay he is, they all look a little…. well, gay. As an objective and fair-and-balanced reporting outlet, we here at LiberalBias.com have to ask the question:

Is Vladimir Putin subconsciously copying the poses of his favorite gay porn stars?

For example, here we see Vladimir Putin riding a horse shirtless, and a gay porn star riding a horse shirtless, just for a visual comparison:

And again:

And also carrying a gun:

And also fishing, although it should be noted that there were not any completely shirtless pictures of the gay porn star holding the fishing rod, presumably because he was smart enough to put the fishing rod down before taking off his shirt:

Now, there is ONE SHIRTLESS PICTURE of Putin for which we were unable to find a corresponding gay porn star picture.  And that is this picture of Putin gasping for air while doing the butterfly stroke:

Of course, we were able to find plenty of pictures of gay porn stars in the water. But they never seem to actually be… well, swimming.
There are pictures of gay porn stars jumping into the water:

There are pictures of gay porn stars playing with balls in the water.  (Duh).

And there are even pictures of gay porn stars playing with a cute puppy in the water:

But somehow, there are no pictures of gay porn stars gasping for air while doing a serious butterfly stroke, to match Putin’s infamous swimming picture.

So maybe that is why we can all sleep safely at night, and feel completely assured that Vladimir Putin, conservative hero, is not secretly mimicking the poses of all of his favorite gay porn stars, after all.
Whew.

John McCain Writes Pravda Op-Ed

John McCain Writes Pravda Op-Ed        

                                                                                                    

By Ashley Alman




Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) criticized Russian President Vladimir Putin for siding with "tyrannies," perpetuating bigotry, censoring the media and endorsing the Syrian regime in an opinion piece published on Russian news site Pravda.
In the op-ed, titled "Russians deserve better than Putin," McCain claimed he's "more pro-Russian" than the country's own leaders.
"I make that claim because I respect your dignity and your right to self-determination," he wrote. "I believe you should live according to the dictates of your conscience, not your government. I believe you deserve the opportunity to improve your lives in an economy that is built to last and benefits the many, not just the powerful few."
Reminding readers that a Russian citizen would not have been allowed to publish such a statement, McCain criticized the Russian government for failing its constituents with an unsustainable economy, discriminatory laws and destructive alliances. He pointed to Russia's support for the Syrian regime as an example.
"How has [Putin] strengthened Russia’s international stature? By refusing to consider the massacre of innocents, the plight of millions of refugees, the growing prospect of a conflagration that engulfs other countries in its flames an appropriate subject for the world’s attention," McCain wrote. "He is not enhancing Russia’s global reputation. He is destroying it. He has made her a friend to tyrants and an enemy to the oppressed, and untrusted by nations that seek to build a safer, more peaceful and prosperous world."
The op-ed comes a week after Putin wrote his own opinion piece for The New York Times, in which he warned against military intervention and American exceptionalism.
"It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation," Putin wrote.
After reading Putin's op-ed, McCain told CNN's Jake Tapper that he'd "love" to respond.
"We have to remember who Putin is," McCain said. "He's a KGB colonel apparatchik, who has never abandoned the Russian ambitions for an empire, and influence in the world."

Also on HuffPost:

GOP: Why can’t Obama be more like Putin?

GOP: Why can’t Obama be more like Putin?

Tea Party Cat

 

Look, Republicans aren’t crazy people. They have completely legitimate concerns about President Obama being

• A ruthless tyrant
• Taking military action without international approval
• Oppressing minorities
• Spying on his people
• Infringing on free speech rights
• Not having valid US birth certificate

I mean after reading all those linked stories, it’s only fair that conservatives are asking, why can’t Obama be more like that heart-throb Vladimir Putin?
 

@WinkProgress: GOP: Why can't Obama be more like Putin? http://t.co/WnCR8tyjko