LIZ CHENEY: “MY SISTER HAS NO RIGHT TO BE HAPPY”The Daily Edge
It’s not easy being Liz Cheney. She’s not only the least popular of the Republican candidates for Senate in Wyoming. She’s also doing her best to reinforce her image as the least likable of the Cheney sisters.
Former VP Dick Cheney was reportedly “delighted” when his younger daughter Mary married her partner Heather Poe in 2012. But Liz was not so happy.
“I am not pro-gay marriage,” she declared last Friday.
Today, she expanded on her thinking an exclusive interview with The Daily Edge.
“I’m sick and tired of this shit,” she told The Daily Edge. “It all began when Mary first came out of the closet. She told us that she wanted to be true to herself, to live life openly and honestly. Of course it fucking freaked me out. Not the gay stuff. Who gives a fuck about that. But she’s a Cheney! She’s not supposed to be honest! Are you fucking kidding me!?!?”
Father Dick’s acceptance of Mary’s lifestyle only angered elder daughter Liz even more. “As soon as she went gay, he told her she didn’t have to participate in family Game Night any more. That hurt a lot. We used to have so much fun playing ‘Pin the Intel on Colin Powell.’ And ‘Out the CIA Agent’ just wasn’t the same without her. I don’t think we even played ‘Stonewalling the 9/11 Commission’ a single time after she stopped taking part.”
Now, in a sad attempt to advance her political career, Liz is willing to demean her sister publicly, stating that she has no right to find happiness in a marriage with the person she loves.
“Marriage isn’t how a Cheney is supposed to find happiness,” Liz told us. “For a Cheney, happiness is being a personal friend of David Gregory and going on Meet the Press whenever you want to tell lies about Obama.”
“When I become President,” she concluded, “I will save marriage by forcing all these loving gay and lesbian families to get divorced.”
More at Huffington Post from Twitter’s own @LOLGOP: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jason-sattler/the-cheneys-dont-get-bett_b_3857847.html
Additional Cheney family coverage at Wink Progress: http://winkprogress.com/?s=Cheney
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