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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

'A Kansan In Brownbackistan'

'A Kansan In Brownbackistan'



By RICHARD CROWSON



A Kansan In Brownbackistan
To the tune of Okie from Muskogee: 
(Or view the video of Richard's performance below.)
--
We don’t like schoolin’ here in Kansas
Education’s something we abhor
Instead we give our money to the rich folks
And then we cut our services to the poor
We don’t need good highways here in Kansas
The wealthy, they’ve got jets to fly around
Who cares if our bridges rot and crumble
And make a few school buses tumble down
--
I’m proud to be a Kansan in Brownbackistan
Place where governor’s never take the blame
Blame the judges, the President, blame pianos
While Brownbackistan’s economy’s in flames
--
Let’s all bash the teachers and their pensions
Make smart folks move away and say goodbye
Let’s drive everyone else to hitting the bottle
Then raise the liquor taxes all sky high

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