What If Today’s Right Wing Media Covered Jesus’ Life?

Oliver Willis on December 09, 2013

An influential man preaching income redistribution, peace, love and understanding? If today’s right wing media had been around in the time of Jesus, I don’t think they’d be welcoming him with open arms.
“Loose Woman Claims ‘Virgin Birth’ In Bethlehem”
“Radical Cleric John The Baptist Promotes ‘Jesus’”
“Far Left Radical Claims Poor Will Be Rewarded In Death”
“Man Says He ‘Never Saw’ Jesus Handing Out Loaves, Wine”
“Some Fear Overpopulation After Lepers Healed”
“Left Wing Jesus Declares War On Job-Creating Money Lenders In Temple”
“Fears Grow That Disciples Are Secret Jesus Army”
“Jesus Releases Far Left Manifesto With ‘Sermon’ on Mount”
“Judas Hailed As Hero After Capture Of Jesus”
“Left Wing Terrorist ‘Jesus’ Captured, Executed”
“Left Wing Radicals Claim ‘Jesus Is Risen’”